- Abilties and powers
- Chaptire 2
- Chaptire 3
- Личная жизнь
- Pink Guy
- Realm 6.2 [Canon]
- Style and Genre of the Book
Спустя пять лет после начала нелегальной деятельности, его арестовали во Франции. 1969 год, Фрэнку Абигнейлу исполнился только двадцать один год.
Один из служащих в аэропорту сообщил, что заметил всемирно разыскиваемого мошенника. После ареста двенадцать стран требовали, чтобы Абигнейл прибыл к ним и ответил по закону за те преступления, которые совершил на их земле.
Суд Франции назначил ему год лишения свободы, который впоследствии сократил наполовину, за совершенные противоправные действия на территории страны. Затем его перевезли в Швецию, где он пробыл в тюрьме шесть месяцев. Далее планировалось его переправить в Италию, но это стало невозможным в связи с аннулированием паспорта подсудимого. Этот факт не позволял легально перенаправить из Швеции Абигнейла в Италию. Поэтому его депортировали на родину. В Америке в апреле 1971 года Фрэнка Абигнейла приговорили к двенадцати годам тюремного заключения. Однако отсидел он только четыре года.
Abilties and powers
Being a superior extraterrestrial being, E.T. has some powers beyond human capabilities.
E.T. most notable ability is his superior intelligence. He was able to take on the crack game in a few time despite being an outsider of the human culture and habits. E.T. is able to absorb knowledge, as he did with Brock Lee and Pookie by absorbing his hood knowledge to sell cocaine and become a major drug dealer.
E.T. can also communicate with their species across the universe using common human technology.
His enormous dick seems to have some sort of telepathic powers, as shown when Frank had some sort of vision by touching its tip. He can also eyaculate great amounts of semen, even for the small size of his body.
However, E.T.’s metabolism was not adapted to consume enough cocaine, taking him to death by overdose.
It is shown that E.T. has a rather thick, heavy skull, with enough force to considerably damage a Tap Brother and kill the teletubbie fighter.
Safari Man is the only entity that lives in Frank’s apartment who converses in a proper, coherent language; though his dialogue is almost always Japanese accompanied by (inaccurate) English subtitles. Though he is very fluent in Japanese, he can be heard speaking with a deep southern accent in some of the Japanese 101 videos. He also often exclaims «WOW!» for no reason.
Similar to Frank, he will speak in Japanese sentences, but they will be illegitimately translated in the English subtitles. This is an inside joke, as unsuspecting viewers who do not speak Japanese will read the subtitles and attribute it to what he is saying. For example, in the episode «WEEABOOS», Safari Man enters and warns Frank of the coming weeaboo disease. In the English subtitles, it reads «We have to run!», but correctly translated, Safari Man actually says «I like pussy!».
Абигнейл не оставался долго на одном месте – он постоянно менял личности, места проживания и профессии. Фрэнк успел побывать кинопродюсером, профессором истории США во Франции и даже агентом засекреченного подразделения ЦРУ. Деньги он все так же получал в банках по поддельным чекам. Кредитные организации разных стран «проспонсировали» его на 5 миллионов $. Молодой человек не стеснялся много тратить и жить красиво – он ужинал в дорогих ресторанах и покорял девушек ценными подарками.
Арестовали Абигнейла во Франции в 1969 году, когда ему исполнился 21 год, то есть все описанное выше аферист успел проделать всего за 5 лет. Подвело его то, что он летал всегда один и любил шикарно жить. Фрэнк после очередного бурного периода пытался залечь на дно в маленьком французском городке подальше от аэропортов, но там его узнала девушка из Air France, приехавшая навестить родственников. Абигнейла задержали, и его выдачи потребовали сразу в 12 странах, в которых он успел наследить.
Полгода Фрэнк сидел в тюрьме во Франции, еще столько же – в Швеции, после чего был выдан в США. На родине ему дали 12 лет, но отсидел он только 4 года. ФБР предложили Абигнейлу сократить срок в обмен на то, что он будет помогать ловить других мошенников, подделывающих банковские чеки.
After he got stranded on Earth in the early eighties, E.T. was discovered by a ‘troubled’ boy named Elliott. Bringing the extraterrestrial into his house, Elliott and some other children tried to keep his existence a secret. Soon, however, E.T. got sick and the government wanted to catch him, but he got picked up by his parents and had to go home.
30 years later, E.T returned back to earth to «experience the human lifestyle» after missing out the first time. Things like adultery, substance abuse, reckless driving and public masturbation. In order to do so, he became friends with Frank and his kokujin crew, Pookie and Brock Lee, who were drug dealers. E.T. blazed up with the crew, experienced the rawness of the female form, the thrills of high octane motorbiking, and even prank-calling.
E.T. became arrogant, sadly, and tried to cut out the «degenerates» and steal the cocaine distribution scene, as he «absorbed their hood knowledge» from «those hood people». After siding with Frank, E.T. got too carried away, despite Frank’s warnings. Brock Lee argued with E.T., and after a heated debate, they fought, but Brock Lee was way too powerful. Luckily for E.T., Pookie and Frank came to his rescue, but Pookie died in the process. Again.
After contemplating and deducing the human existence, E.T. decided that he had enough of this world, and longed to return home, to space. Unfortunately, his parents disowned him so he never had a ride back home, and went on to attempt suicide by coke. Frank tried to save him by taking him to the hospital, and took the train, were E.T. pleasured himself. Unfortunately, at 2:41 PM, E.T. was pronounced dead. He had overdosed on 40 pounds of cocaine.
He is revealed to be alive and well in «FILTHY FRANK VS. CHIN CHIN», aiding Frank and co. in their battle against the Dark Lord Chin Chin. He appears out of a corner, firing multiple shots at Chin Chin with his gat. The Real Frank then uses him as a weapon to bludgeon a Tap Brother and a weird guy in a red costume who randomly appears in the fight.
Videos: FILTHY 2013 through FUCK VALENTINES DAY, NOISE COMPLAINTS through WORST FILM EVER
Frank starts the video off in his bathroom, while Chin Chin tries to convince Frank’s friends to kick him out of the house. They succeed, so Frank leaves. 2000 Chromosomes later, he arrives with his new friends, Dade, Hurshes Kisess, and Black Friend. The next videos depicts what Frank did in that time.
While looking for some new friends, Frank found some people who like playing with fire. While talking to them, he gets shot in the ass with a firework. This then turns into a game where they shoot fireworks at each other. Because Frank does not enjoy this, he kept searching. Frank ends up by meeting someone called HowToBasic. Since HowTobasic was doing the Ice bucket challenge, he invites Frank to join in on the fun. Because Frank is deeply insecure and craves attention he accepts the challenge, but it ends up making him look really stupid.
Frank comes back to his house after 2000 chromosomes, because he found some new friends. However, Frank ends up not liking them either, instead deciding to reconcile with his old friends.
Now that Frank is back with his old friends, he decides to make a few more videos along side them.
Safari Man goes to look for some butter when he finds Dade. He later realizes that Dade is not looking too well, but still just stands there laughing. Luckily, Frank has a vision and sees what happened. Frank contacts everybody he possibly can in hopes to save Dade.
He even goes as far as to ask Chin-Chin for help. He offered sacrifices in exchange for Chin-Chin’s help in curing Dade. Dade was not saved in the end, and everyone is left devastated.
Videos: FILTHY FRANK 2014 through PINK GUY COOKS STIR FRY AND RAPS
Frank and Pookie are out hunting anime, when all of a sudden, Chin-Chin appears. He asks Frank for the sacrifices that Frank promised him. Frank is left no choice, and asks the viewers for more sacrifices.
In the next video, Chin-Chin appears and reminds everyone about the sacrifices.
The Second Sacrifice
Frank goes to find Chin-Chin and gives him the sacrifices. Chin-Chin is pleased for now, but the last sacrifice he needed was Pink Guy. Chin-Chin is not pleased and banishes Frank to The Rice Fields. Frank now lost and afraid and clings onto the last piece of hope he has, Salamander Man. Frank calls for Salamander Man with the nose flute and waits to see what happens.
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- It should be noted that, in I HATE VEGANS, Fake Frank claimed he wouldn’t eat vegetables, while, in PINK GUY COOKS STIR FRY AND RAPS, the real Frank showed enthusiasm over Pink Guy’s stir fry.
- Fake Frank seems to have a thing for boy pussy, given his affectionate mention of the bodily part in POKEMON GO IS THE END OF HUMANITY. This might also be part of the reason he married Max, alongside his «trap attire.»
- For unknown reasons, Fake Frank can sometimes be seen with his shirt covered in blood. This is likely due to the order that the films were taken, rather than having to actually do with the storyline.
- Despite being described as a weaker shadow of Real Frank, Fake Frank was able to survive atleast 1 roast from Mr. Negi Generation 3000; said roast applied approximately 4669 kilosome’s of straight fire directly to Fake Frank’s dignity. What this implies about Real Frank’s power is unknown.
- The Hair Under Fake Frank’s Hat is an Afro as seen in LOSER READS HATER COMMENTS 4
- In I HATE FACEBOOK, Fake Frank revealed that he drinks a lot of his own cum, as he claims that it tastes like Slim Jim.
- In I HATE FACEBOOK, Fake Frank has an extreme gas attack which he said came from «the undertow». After saying this, he breaks into Linkin Park’s single Numb, implying that he is a fan of the band.
- In VOMIT CAKE, in the first part of the video, Real Frank appeared to do the intro. However, Fake Frank appeared in the rest of the video. It is unknown if both were the same person, as it is possible that Fake Frank felt uncomfortable wearing the real Frank’s glasses, and so he possibly dumped them and wore his Spider-Man sunglasses for the rest of the video.
- Fake Frank owned an airfield until his death, which is later taken over by Pink Guy.
- In PEOPLE I HATE Fake Frank reveals he hates people who self diagnose.
После ареста и условного освобождения Фрэнк не особо верил, что найдется такая женщина, которая пожелает связаться с ним узами брака. Но судьба была к нему благосклонна, и в одном из банков он встретил девушку Келли.
Спустя некоторое время он рассказал ей о своем прошлом. Она сказала, что ей нужно все обдумать. Фрэнк решил, что таким образом она просто отказала ему. Но спустя три месяца она приехала к нему и сообщила, что готова стать его женой.
На свадьбу не приехали родители ни стороны жениха, ни невесты. У Фрэнка к тому времени уже умер отец, а мать с сестрой и двумя братьями холодно поздравили во время телефонного звонка. Его родственники были удивлены, что нашлась такая дурочка, что вышла за него. Родители Келли были против её брака с Фрэнком Абигнейлом.
Их союз подарил миру троих мальчиков. Келли стала его опорой. Она неотступно поддерживала мужа после смерти матери. Ведь приехав на похороны, он вновь почувствовал себя отвергнутым и ненужным семье.
Келли сама рассказала детям об истории их отца Фрэнка. Она назвала его противоправные действия юношеским поиском приключений и протестом подростка. Благодаря Келли Фрэнк Абигнейл стал сам верить в это.
- ME SINGING ADELE
- Anal Beads
- Ramen King
- Bad Words
- Big Mama
- Bitches Ain’t Shit
- Do The Salamander (collab with Salamander Man)
- Erectile Dysfunction
- FRIED RICE (Produced by Beeza)
- Fuck The Police (NWA cover)
- It’s Okay To Eat Whale
- Jungle Boy Pt. 1
- Kill Yourself
- Tribute to Ronald
- Animal Man
- Some Shit
- Beautiful Love Song (collab with Black Friend)
- Frank Says
- 2 GIRLS ONE ORGAN (collab with Black Friend)
- Crazy niggra (had to censor because spam filter had an autistic meltdown and broke the page)
- Pink Guy Raps Tweets
- Erectile Dysfunction Beat
- Porn Title Rap
- Rice Balls Instrumental (Bleep Blap)
- Why Did You Leave Me (collab with Black Friend)
- Ronald’s Dream
- FF and the Crew
- Taco Bell
- Finna Bust A Nut
- Pink Guy Raps Tweets 2
- Balls In My Face
- Takoyaki Rap
- Stir Fry
- Pink Guy Sings Thrift Shop
- PINK GUY SINGS CALL ME MAYBE
- Pink Guy — Gangnam Style
- Freestyle Goes Wrong
- Medicine Beat
- Hot Nickel Ball On A P*ssy
- Are You Serious
- White Is Right
- I Have A Gun (collab with PolitikZ)
- Nickelodeon Girls
- Gays 4 Donald
- Please Stop Calling Me Gay
- She’s So Nice
- Please Stop Touching My Willy
- Uber Pussy
- セックス大好き (I Love Sex)
- Meme Machine
- D I C C W E T T 1
- Flex Like David Icke
- High School Blink193
- Rice Balls
- Dora The Explora
- Dog Festival Directions
- We Fall Again
- Club Banger 3000
- Small D*ck
- Pink Life
- Young Thug Diss
- I Will Get A Vasectomy
- Fried Noodles
- Goofy’s Trial
- Be Inspired
- Teriyaki God
- Hood Rich (collab with Getter, Nick Colleti)
- Time Police
- Dumplings (Borgore Remix)
- Fried Noodles (Getter Remix)
- STFU (Tasty Treat Remix)
- Are You Serious (Axel Boy Remix)
- Pink Season: The Prophecy (collab with Borgore, Getter, Tasty Treat, Axel Boy)
- Soulja Gonna WIn/F*ck Breezy (Soulja Boy Vs Chris Brown) #Dubai
- Falcon Punch (collab with Captain Falcon)
- Asian Pizza
Разлад между отцом и матерью Фрэнк сильно переживал. А в шестнадцать лет убежал из дома покорять Нью-Йорк. Город встретил Абигнейла радушно, и он быстро сориентировался, как жить в нем с легкостью и шиком.
Фрэнк с завистью смотрел на пилотов. Девушки, дети, женщины — все улыбались людям в форме летчиков. И он решил стать пилотом.
Фрэнк начал посещать заведения, где собираются пилоты, слушал, о чем и как они говорят. Обманным путем он получил форму в отделе снабжения компании Pan American. Абигнейл рассказал грустную историю о молодом пилоте, который потерял свою одежду. Мужчина, работавший в отделе снабжения, так проникся грустным рассказом Фрэнка, что отдал ему новый костюм.
В форме пилота Абигнейл пролетел бесплатно около двух с половиной миллионов миль. В то же время он подделывал чеки авиакомпаний, перенося логотипы с сувенирных самолетов. Как только Фрэнк заметил, что ФБР стало наступать на пятки, он переквалифицировался во врача. Подделать диплом Гарвардского университета для великого мошенника не составило труда. Благородная работа педиатром прекратилась после неправильно поставленного диагноза. Фрэнку Абигнейлу удавалось одиннадцать месяцев «лечить» людей. После очередного бегства известный аферист остановился на профессии юриста. Он получил работу в адвокатской конторе. А после дослужился до заместителя генерального прокурора штата. Вновь бегство. Работа профессором, кинопродюсером, школьным преподавателем и даже агентом ЦРУ. Помимо основных занятий, Фрэнк регулярно подделывал чеки и обналичивал их. За пять лет нелегальной жизни Абигнейл побывал в двадцати шести странах мира и обманным путем заполучил более пяти миллионов долларов.
Realm 6.2 [Canon]
Chin-Chin is now known asThe Dark Lord in Realm 6.2. He demands chromic sacrifices from the mortal inhabitants, both human and Lycra, and is known and feared by all.
Filthy Frank thought that Chin-Chin was dead for good after being humiliated by Prometheus (this story is found in another article, although much of the story contains elements of Jotenic philosophy). However, after a warning from Santa’s Brother, he appeared in his apartment chanting «ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo». After the visit, Frank was forced to sacrifice some of the Chromosome Kid’s chromosomes each day.
One day, Frank was carried away by Salamander Man’s assflute and forgot to do the sacrifice. By the time he realized, Chromosome Kid had escaped. Enraged, Chin-Chin kidnapped Salamander Man and took him to The Rock Paper Scissors Arena (after a short brawl with Lemon’s Lemonjutsu) where he laid a curse on him.
Frank traveled with Red Dick to the arena where he showed sacrifices performed by fans of the show to Chin-Chin, who was pleased enough. But when Senpai forgot his sacrifice again, Chin-Chin was ready to take Salamander Man to Jacksonville, Florida when he started playing his assflute. Touched, Chin-Chin let him go and has since almost stopped bothering Franku’s crew.
Not much later Chin-Chin demanded monthly sacrifices from all who worshipped him. Even though his loyal minions had been sacrificing for him, Chin-Chin was still pissed and disappeared. This was around the time Creepy Dude showed up after a long absence and began hanging out with Frank and the gang, It was revealed in «PINK GUY COOKS TAKOYAKI AND RAPS» that Creepy Dude is actually Chin-Chin in disguise. He and Plastic Pinocchio disappeared.
Chin-Chin appeared once again during a hunt for Anime in Realm 69 Frank and Pookie, ambushing Frank after he had shot Pookie, and demanding more sacrifices in return for the henchman he lent Frank in WORST FILM EVER .
After Frank presented the Dark Lord with the sacrifices for 2015, Chin-Chin took Pink Guy from Frank, and banished Frank to Realm 0 (the location of the Rice Fields, motherfucker!), where he found Salamander Man. After many chromosomes Chin-Chin finally reappears in the video «FILTHY FRANK VS Chin-Chin» where he possibly killed Safari Man by taking his chromosomes. Not shortly after that Frank returns and starts a war with Chin-Chin. In the end Chin-Chin is defeated, but Frank says that Chin-Chin will return and that the war hasn’t even started yet.
Chin-Chin reappears in «FRANCIS OF THE FILTH (OUT NOW)» where he had trapped Frank and lured Pink Guy to his location. He was searching for Francis of the Filth, and planned to steal it from Frank. Yadaran then appeared, and after warning Chin-Chin not to engage him in combat, he banished Chin-Chin to an unknown location.
Pink Guy entered Frank’s life when Frank’s original dimension in Okinawa disappeared, as Frank was in the realm of the darkness, Pink Guy appeared before him as a messenger of an unknown entity and tells him all about the Peace Lords and Chin-Chin, This was revealed in the book, Francis of the Filth, Pink Guy could not escape that realm, for he cannot generate chromosomes in that realm, Frank makes Pink Guy come with him, Frank went to the coordinates Pink Guy gave and went to a realm where they were safe for a time. In his time in the Grasslands Realm, he put out an album of his amazingly retarded songs, compiled into Pink Season.
Pookie, like many of the other terrible internet rappers before him, is adept at creating mixtapes; a hellish device that contains horrible audible abominations. His mixtapes appear to come in multiple forms, some being cassettes, while others are CDs.
Pookie is an extremely good shot with a pistol(A Smith & Wesson M&P to be more exact), being as skilled, if not more, than Filthy Frank himself.
Even though being killed in BAD INTERNET RAPPERS, Pookie seems to have some sort of ability to re-animate himself since he appeared in CHIN CHIN SACRIFICE 2015 and then later in ILLEGAL CRAWFISH RACING OLYMPICS.
This might not be an ability, but Pookie seems to fuck up all the chances Frank has given him. First, reaching level 5 of the BIR (Bad Internet Rapper) syndrome, and then being a weeaboo and failing to save Frank from the Animes.
Being a Kokujin grants this nigga some dope ass abilities, like being allowed to say the «n» word and not be called racist, or that he can actually jump properly.
- Dade has a page (similarly to Red Dick and Prometheus) where he manages to communicate normally, writing in perfectly 100% fluent English. He is an English lit. major, and he writes epic poetry and has many deep philosophical quotes.
- Dade his own hashtag, #PrayForDade.
- He owns a YouTube channel under the name «bald internet man» where he carries on the story of Dade (and POSSIBLY the filthy Frank lore as well), but with a few changed details. Realms are regarded as «zones» and Dade is instead known as «Dave». He regurgitates caramel instead of chocolate. In the first of his lore videos, the quote «run far far away… Before it gets into the hands of evil» is show, this is a line spoken by the peace lord Yadaran in the last video on the filthy Frank channel.
Style and Genre of the Book
The book is written in two different genres. The main part of the book is written like a science fiction or fantasy novel. Each chapter continues the story in a chronological way, and only a few times parts from its focus on Frank in order to show events taking place elsewhere. Also, each chapter begins with a few sentences that do not fit the style of the rest of the book. They seem to be more poetic or symbolically descriptive in nature. For example, one chapter begins with lines like «The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there», while the rest of the chapter comprises of more story-based sentences. This occurs at the beginning of each chapter, and can either sum up the main moral/point of the chapter in a wise way or describe the environment Frank finds himself in within the Chapter. The book contains both dialogue, description, chronological narration, and inner dialogue.
Along with the novel-style part of the book, many elements are taken from Biblical literature. The second chapter (or the first chapter in the chronological story) starts with Frank showing superior skills and intellect by «writing quadratic equations on the wall … and explaining them in Aramaic», and «Because of his brilliant mind… people would line up to pet his head in the hope of having knowledge imparted to them». This is similar to the depiction of the young Jesus in the temple in Jerusalem, where he was found by Mary and Joseph «sitting among the teachers, listening to them and asking them questions. Everyone who heard him was amazed at his understanding and his answers» (Luke 2:46-47).
For the rest of the book, similarities to Biblical literature are not so clear until the 14th chapter, where Frank meets the Ultimate God. During the conversation, when Frank asks many questions seemly in despair, the Ultimate God responds with his own questions like «Were you there when I flung the omniverses into their positions? Do you know how many omniverses and dimensions and realms there are? … Surely you know, Francis! Do tell me!». This style is taken from the Book of Job. When Job is in despair, God says «Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation? Tell me, if you understand. Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know! Who stretched a measuring line across it?» (Job 38:5). Also, the appearance of the Ultimate God, as a light and a flame, are taken from the imagery in the Book of Exodus, where God appears in the burning bush.
The Revelation chapter of the book (which will be called «FF’s Revelation» in this paragraph) is written entirely as apocalyptic literature. Many of the sentence styles are proof of this, such as «In the vision I saw…», «And I saw the boy standing…» as well as the author asking the giver of the visions questions like «‘What does this mean?’ I asked» followed by responses from the giver like «Write what you see». FF’s Revelation also takes much from the Book of Revelation in the Bible, also known as the Apocalypse of John. The beginning paragraphs are almost identical to passages in the Apocalypse of John as well as passages from the Book of Exodus. The first line of Revelation, «I, Negi, was sitting under a pomegranate tree.» is worded just like the Apocalypse of John, «I, John, … was on the island of Patmos» (Revelation 1:9). The phrase «Remove the soil from your roots, for the place you are resting is holy ground» is worded also exactly the same as Exodus 3:5, «Take off your sandals, for the place where you are standing is holy ground.». The ending of FF’s Revelation is also just like the ending of the Apocalypse of John. The last line of FF’s Revelation is «Grace and peace across the tiers», and the last line of the Apocalypse of John is «The grace of the Lord Jesus be with God’s people». This line in FF’s Revelation also is a reference to the beginnings and ending of the epistles in the New Testament, «Grace and peace to you from God…». The words ‘grace and peace’ occur in the greetings of all of the Pauline epistles (except Romans), Peter’s epistles, and 2 John.
In summary, the story line of the book is written like a novel. However, references to Biblical and apocalyptic literature are found throughout, especially in Chapter 14 and Revelation. Knowing this makes it easier for the reader to understand the cryptic nature of parts of the book.
The Return of Frank Prelude
Pink Guy wakes up in Realm 9.444 OMN-6 (190624) to find himself in a forest with Safari Man. After a short conversation, Safari Man starts to bleed from his mouth, due to the chromosomes that Chin-Chin has harvested from him. Pink Guy looks around as Safari Man falls to the ground, seemingly dead or insane (Note: Safari Man talking might just be left there just for the comedy). Pink Guy spots Chin-Chin sitting in a chair with an evil grin. After another short conversation, Chin-Chin casts another spell, this time on Pink Guy. The spell seemed to send Pink Guy into insanity as he temporarily got sent to a world which was the manifestation of his fear.
The Return of Frank
Chin-Chin walks out of the forest, only to be greeted with a echoing voice insulting him. A portal suddenly opened as the «Real» Frank hopped out of it with «A bottle of 40 and a blunt». His hair is now noticeably longer. Frank tells Chin-Chin «I know the truth, you ain’t no god!» as they initiate in a battle in which Frank reigns victorious. Frank seemed to have learned multiple battle techniques and spells while he was banished. Also note that Frank says some people call him a Peace^lord and that could be how he learned all his new attacks.
After hearing the news, Fake Frank flies and rides to the house of Wheelz in Realm 90, begging him to help him in the upcoming war. Wheelz initially refuses to say that he should stop kneeling because he doesn’t want Fake Frank to suck his dick. This leads to Fake Frank trying to bribe Wheelz by saying he could do that if that’s what he wanted. Fake Frank then explained that the «Real» Frank is an impostor. Wheelz then challenges Fake Frank to a game of basketball. If Fake Frank loses, Wheelz will not help him. In the end Fake Frank loses, in his defeat, he mocks Wheelz about his disability, then unleashes his army of rats to attack him. The Real Frank runs around the city, then finds Yung Upgrade, disguised as a human. Frank recruits him because of his roast powers.
Frank VS Chin-Chin
As the two parties meet atop Jew Central in New York City, they find Pink Guy, who has recovered from his curse. Fake Frank says «Well, well, well, we meet again» indicating that the Fake frank has met the «Real» Frank before, while the «Real» Frank doesn’t recognize him. As the battle ensues, Chin-Chin announced that he brought a weapon showing up with one of The Tap Brothers, Frank brings out Mr. Negi Generation 3000 (Yung Upgrade), The Roast Lord, who started his attack by roasting Fake Frank. E.T., who was thought to be dead, also shows up with a gun along with an unknown Lycra. As the battle goes on, some teletubby motherfucker joins Chin-Chin’s army but is quickly disposed of by Real Frank with an E.T. to the ass. Frank’s army eventually beats Chin-Chin and his fighters, leaving Chin-Chin with an STD, while The Roast Lord finishes Fake Frank with a final roast.
The first upload was on February 11th, 2013, known as «WELCOME TO THE SECOND CHANNEL,» and was the introduction for the new channel. Frank would say that the channel would host content that never made it onto the then main channel, DizastaMusic, or behind the scene footage, or «shit that everyone just wants to enjoy.» He would go on to warn viewers that they should not «expect to laugh all the time» because the content would be «just a bunch of random stuff.» Frank then stated that he opened a new P.O box with which the viewers could send him stuff that he would open on camera: He never did open up any fan mail. Frank then gave birth to his black son.
«Japanese Arcade Games with Filthy Frank» was the next upload published four days later on the 15th of February. In the episode, Filthy Frank went to a Namco arcade with Red Dick. This episode marks Red Dick’s first appearance on the TVFilthyFrank channel. In the episode, Frank criticizes Red Dick as he fails to win a Hello Kitty plushie, played on a 4D Horror ride, and distracted other people around the arcade.